Dip Me In Chocolate....

Happy Easter to one and all. I do feel a bit silly saying that to be honest. Easter always seems a bit of a non-starter each year, a bit like a watered down Christmas.

All the eggs that have been bestowed upon me, and the half price chocolate fountain I found in clearance in TK Maxx (which I haven’t bought… yet) got me thinking about one of those fabulously cheesy t-shirt slogans. “Dip Me In Chocolate and Throw Me To The Lesbians”.

I never really understood men wearing that t-shirt. Surely lesbians are likely to find a man covered in chocolate about as attractive as a man – and that’s not very. I mean, I quite like chocolate, but a chocolate covered man doesn’t exactly make my stomach rumble.

I mean, even a chocolate covered woman is a bit odd. And what about the lesbians who are lactose intolerant, allergic to wheat, gluton free or just on a diet? And those who only eat fair trade chocolate or just don’t like chocolate?

I really wouldn’t mind if one of the list of celebrities who I fancy appeared at my door covered in chocolate, but it isn’t exactly that romantic, plus chocolate all over my light blue carpet? I think not. I do believe I would have to hose Katherine Moennig down before I let her in to do my niceties.

So yes. Leave off the chocolate. Too many eggs today already .