What Lesbians Want

Lesbians flirt, that much is usually true. Many lesbians flirt shamelessly, I have been on the receiving end of many shockingly bad passes. Some were quite funny, more often than not when they were meant to be serious. But I’m not talking about lesbians flirting with lesbians, or even straight women, I’m talking about lesbians flirting with men.

It does sound slight ludicrous when I think of it like that, but I am quite serious. Lesbians, like all women often flirt with men for gain. It’s one of the most simple formulae. Men want to help damsels in distress, even if the damsel has a skinhead and a pair of dungarees. Who do you call if you want someone to pick up that ridiculously heavy box? Probably not your favourite fag.

How does a lesbian flirt with a heterosexual male? The same way a heterosexual female does really. We’re all blessed with that ‘I want’ tone, I know I use it perhaps more than I should really. The poor men, even in the modern world, still feel bound by some chivalrous duty. Maybe they are just flattered at the hint of sexual tension with someone unattainable. Maybe they are just thick?

When I asked my girlfriend why she thought some lesbians flirt with men, she replied ‘Free beer’. And that’s partially true – men can’t resist trying to drink a lesbian under the table. So maybe there is no other reason than that they are just thick.
Whatever the reason they fall for it, lesbians know they fall for it.